yea you stopped that car Edward. but where did my Van Gogh?

NO. No. Negative. I did not paint the above image of a sparkling vampire saving his helpless human girlfriend. I wish i have that much time and art supplies to produce such painting. But I just don't.

How to pretend to be an artist?

So this is the cheapest, fastest and easiest way to paint without actually painting. 
1. Go to psykopaint. Then choose to paint from your own picture and select pictures from your computer. 

2. Adjust it to the size that you want.

3. Choose the brush type, opacity and size. 

4. Begin applying the brush all over your picture.

(that wasnt really the brush effect. he's always sparkling)

5. Save it to your computer or Share it if you want to brag. 

Congratulations. No paint tube has been harmed. 

psykopaint. The crazy online photo-editor. .